December 2010
18 posts
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Two days ago, upon our return from a family trip to Adelaide, I discovered that the mother of all arachnids had taken up residence in my room while I was away. It could have been Shelob - I don’t know.
I got the vacuum cleaner out to dispose of the beast but lost my nerve at the last minute and sought the assistance of my little sister. She asked how big the spider was and upon my gesture...
If Pinocchio Had Been Set in New York City
(cricket chirps) Angry-looking woman #1: Yo, I think that cricket said somethin’ (cricket chirps) Angry-looking woman #2: Hold on, I think that bitch is sayin’ some shit! Angry-looking woman #1, looking for cricket: You wanna start somethin? Nobody be talking shit about me. Angry-looking woman #2: Let’s fuck this bitch up....
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November 2010
29 posts